forever broken because of gishwhes: Metatron's Spell - the ingredients (SPN 8x23 The Sacrifice - spoilers)...
The ingredients for Metatron’s spell were:
1. Find the angel who loves humanity the most
2. Persuade him to kill a Nephillim, one of the children born of angel/ human love
3. Persuade him to take away a Cupid’s bow, the instrument by which Heaven helps people to fall in love
4. Rip out the, now tainted, grace of the angel who loves humanity the most
God instructed angels to love humans above all else.
Metatron’s spell was aimed specifically at defiling signs of love between angels and humans (love which God explicitly commanded), thus bringing about expulsion from Heaven.
The angels fall because Metatron’s spell recasts the original angelic sin (the one which got Lucifer thrown into the pit) that of not loving humanity.
Poor Cas, his love for people (and Dean specifically) made him the essential ingredient.
Too much heart was always Castiel’s problem…
(Source: onlylolgifs)
Well fuck this and fuck you and fuck living and fuck everything
(Source: spn-larry)
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
“I’ve just never really been into porn…I mean, the idea of people getting paid to have sex, it’s just awful. It’s never ever turned me on.”
I almost bought “Yoga for Women” today at a used bookstore, but turns out flipping through the pages was enough. (Also turns out I’ve been dealing with my period the wrong way for seven years.)
Wow
Ancient Roman Dogtag,
Inscription Reads: “Hold me if I am lost and return me to my master Viventius on the estate of Callistus”
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TENE ME NE
FVGIA[M] ET REVO
CA ME AD DOM[I]NVM
EV VIVENTIVM IN
AR[E]A CALLISTI
The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.
The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”
But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.
Then he spake and said “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread” and an awkward silence did fall.
Chuck 5:02
